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phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

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illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

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Mindy Kaling sees Guardians of the Galaxy

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